Guitar Hero
by Rose Garden
In our society, video games and media are the supreme rulers. We bow to the sacred game consoles and and beg for the latest brain rot (video game).
But now the Guitar Hero by Harmonix series is taking a new hold on the nation, an interactive game with a mini eletric guitar with 5 or 6 keys. It encourages players to get on their feet and rock out! At least it encourages me.
I don’t know if it’s healthy, but it makes you move more than the standard sitting-down-and-veggitizing game controler. The only things those things do is make your hands hurt.
Hit the corresponding buttons on a toy plastic guitar, and some familiar rock anthems, from Weezer’s “My Name is Jonas,” to Foghat’s “Slow Ride,” blare fluidly from your television’s speakers. Miss a note, and you’ll hear a loud clanking sound.
But even better than Guitar Hero is Dance Dance Revolution by Konami! Now thats a video game that really makes you move, I belive that any movment is healthy, but when its put to music and a T.V. kids will absolutly love it.
Sorry Guild Wars, but you suck! (I didn’t really mean that)









